A couple other (church) things that cracked me up:
1) I walked in on Elle "reading" The Book Of Mormon. : "And it came to pass that we believe in God the Eternal Father and in his son.......etc.!!!"
2) Ellie spent the night at Shalae's last week. The next day, Shalae told me that Ellie's prayer was interesting. I told her that I already know everything she says "help us have 2 babies, help us not buy junk"... ETC.
Shalae told me she said one that I didn't know of yet:
"Please bless that my mom so much will always like Sponge Bob."
I really don't like SB very much. There are some days that I ask her not to watch it that day. And she minds. BUT, I guess she really wants me to like SB "always"!