Here are some lines from one of my favorite movies, ever since I was young. I can remember rewinding it so many times & laughing with my family, or the Westergards and Romneys. (Even in high school with some friends...)
If you have seen it, you know how hillarious every child is in it.
ANY GUESSES ????
Some of my favorite parts:
The mans question:
"If you weren't a MORMON, what would you be?"
One childs answer:
"A Mexican" (he was one)
Q: "How did we get here to this Earth?"
A: "We drived a car!"
Q: "Who is Joseph Smith?"
A: "I don't know."
Q: " Who is Jesus?"
A: "I don't know."
Q: "Who is Heavenly Father?"
A: "I don't know."
Q: "Who taught you all of this?"
A: "My dad."
Q: "What does fasting do for you?"
A: "It just makes me HUNGRY!!"
Q: "Do you want to go on a mission?"
A: "I'll go if my mom goes with me."
Q: "Where do you want to go (on your mission)?"
A: "To DiSnEyLaNd!!"
JUST a RANDOM child singing:
"I hope they call me on a mission, & then they called me on a MISSION, & then they called me on a MISSHHH-IONNNNN naah, naaah."
"I hope they call me on a mission, & then they called me on a MISSION, & then they called me on a MISSHHH-IONNNNN naah, naaah."
(The next answer is the best!!! She looks a bit like the short one in th picture below...)
Q: "Who's the Devil?"
A: "OH!!! You know that song? When Pebbles was a baby, baby, baby, when Pebbles was a baby, she used to go like this ... WAA...
When Pebbles was a school girl, school girl, school girl, when Pebbles was a school girl, she use to go like this ... Here's my paper teacher...
I don't remember the rest..."
Q: "What does that have to do with the devil?"
A: {most confused face you have EVER seen} "I DON'T KNOW!!"
Q: "What does the President of the Church do?"
A: "He washes the floor, & takes care of the church, he cleans the floor & then he goes home."
Q: "Have you ever seen God?"
A: "No."
Q: "Do you know anyone that has?
A: "No."
Q: "Then how do you know He's alive?"
A: "Because He sent us."
Q: "Why do you think they want us to get married in the temple so bad?"
A: "It's a place, like it's nice & cleaner than the church. ... I'm not saying the church is dirty or anything."
Q: "Is eating candy against the word of wisdom?"
A: "No, but it's good for girls and it's bad for boys."
